Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Bar Hamburg!



Christmas is definitely here. I know because the beggar at Wynyard with the googly eyes and no shoes has stopped chanting 'Anyone spare a dollar a dollar, anyone spare a dollar a dollar' and has started yelling 'Merry Christmas hohohohoho' (with the ho ho ho said in rapid succession like coughing fit or similar). It seems to be working. I sawe two people giving him large wads of shrappers.

I also know because I spent last night trying to wrap a box as tall as myself for a certain lay-dee friend. No, I am not gonna get inside the box. The look of disappointment on her face as she opened it would be a bit awkward.

I also know because of this.

Emja is coming in to the city for lunch just for me. I feel very special. She's a sweetie.

Anyways, I hope youse all have funtastic Christmases. Dr Cok I hope you get those leathers and the whip you asked for. Tangles, stay off the absinthe. Mr Moron, don't kiss any chicks with candles on their heads, it will wreck your new do. Cazrock, I hope that you defeat the PS2 demons in South America. Middle Sis, don't let the kiwis get the better of you prankwise. And last, but definitely absotively not last, KT I hope you like your pressies and that it snows especially for you. Remember that I loves ya Sis.

8 Comments:

Blogger dr. cok said...

My current leather jacket is a little tatty since my motorbike accident at the Grand Prix, you're right. And since I've been dabbling in the sport of kings, a new riding crop is a perfect gift. A secular, non-denominational, bland expression of goodwill to you also!

6:33 PM  
Blogger tangles said...

I have nothing to say about absinthe, except, "Yes please".

And yes, Sydney is pretty strange over Christmas. It is very quiet out there, and hot.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw - me loves you also. No sign of snow as yet, but a hell of a lotta mulled wine, and that's even better. Think my thermostat is bung - I'm wearing shorts, and earning myself a rep as the Crazy Aussie.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it a life sized wax model of yourself? The one of Brad Pitt at Madame Tussaud's here, has a sqeezable bottom. Perhaps you could do the same for Em?

x

1:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

christmas came early

defeated the god of war, and became him in his place muhahhahaha

7:48 AM  
Blogger I-Rock said...

I just bought some fire-retardant hair gel, so I can kill two birds with one stone. After killing some birds, I can gel my hair so it looks like its supposed to look shabby, then kiss all the flaming girls I like. (Don't I sound like Alf from Home and Away there??)

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss that guy! Usually he has thongs, so 2005 must have been a tough year! Every now and again, he changes the tempo and throws in "can anyone spare a MILLION dollars?", quickly followed by "hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". I also miss the way he goes up and down on his toes when he is saying it. In the words of Michael Franti - "All the freaky people make the beauty of the world".

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My pressies rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolz!

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Thanks Brodie!

My Brodie roooooooolz!

xx

9:50 AM  

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