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I think I have discovered the secret to a perpetual motion mechanism. Set your email up to reply with an 'out of office' response and then send an email to yourself. Remember to turn the 'one-off response only' option off.
I-Rock, is there some kind of application for this in the making-me-lots-of-money industry?
Well it made me smile anyway.
I have been blue arsing flying around today getting organised for a week in Mexico, sorry Victoria. Three days at RMIT then 4 days in the rugged Gippsland region finding out how to tie people's limbs back on with a paperclip and some tree sap. All going to plan I should have my Wilderness First Aid certificate next time we meet.
Saw the new Bond movie on Saturday. It's different to the old Bond movies. Apparently this is bad. I think the more bad/badder thing is that it is so clearly a ripoff of The Bourne Identity/Supremacy.
If you've not seen it, I'll try to be subtle - or skip to the end. But consider the following:
Bourne: Graphic but heavily choreographed hand-to-hand combat predominates, filmed with handheld camera at close range.
Bond: Check
Bourne: Protagonist given first trial mission which proves testing.
Bond: Check.
Bourne: Important female character buys the farm unexpectedly, protagonist becomes heartless bastard.
Bond: Check.
Bourne: Protagonist has overseers/bosses who criticise him and have little faith in his abilities.
Bond: Check.
Bourne: Starts with a 'B'
Bond: Starts with a 'B'.
Case closed, your honour. I think the last point is particularly compelling.
I watched the movie from the 'La Premiere' section of the movies and for those who've never done it - Nike Slogan!
All you can eat popcorn and drinks, special private lobby, massive seating away from the plebs - it's great!
Anyway, thought the mariney/diver types among you might be interested to know that I found a sea turtle carcass down at Jervis Bay the other weekend - it was HUGE - like 6 foot long! Is this normal for those parts?
I think Bond may have been involved.
posted by lil' bro at 11:03 PM
7 Comments:
i think that looks so stinky - was it?
buys the farm?
i would like to buy a farm one day, but literally - how should I phrase that?
good luck lil bro - ill be sure to call you if i get attacked by a jaguar!
PS: Nice post - very insightful.
Could you call me please, SKYPE is well farrrrrked.
Love ya - rock out Melbrock!
the new look is very confusing for awhile there i was wondering what kt was doing in jervis bay
I thought the Bond film was awesome! But haven't seen Bourne thingy, or maybe I have, but can't remember...
Matt Daaaaamon.
He he.
Purchase the agricultural property?
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